Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Goose T-Shirt

This soft, garment-dyed tee brings playful attitude and everyday comfort together. A cheeky cartoon goose clutching a bat sits center chest with the bold line “Mess with the honk, you get the bonk,” rendered in warm, vintage-inspired inks. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton feels substantial yet broken-in thanks to after-construction dyeing — it wears like a favorite from day one. The relaxed fit and roomy sleeves make it easy to throw on for weekend hangs, late-night bonfires, or casual strolls through town. Available in many colors and sizes, this shirt blends irreverent humor with durable, retro-styled comfort that holds up wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean